And trust me, you never want anything named after you....

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A "Gerfag" is when you quit in the middle of a match.  Also can be referred to as a "Glennie"

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"Wiggy Par" you are out of the hole and pick up your ball, without hitting your ninth shot, declare a par.

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Getting "Ashed" is when you putt really well all day and don't make any.

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A "KGPGA" is when you don't putt well all day and don't make any.

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Nice drive, "Tim"

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Going "Beever" on you! usually involves broken equipment, or either you are in or out for the next round but just wanted to make sure everyone knows in advance.

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"And for dessert I have stickey toffee pudding"..."I bet you do!"​